Spanken Haus

What is Spanken Haus?


1.

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House.

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

See cleveland steamer, brothel, wolfbagging, chin strap

2.

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

See brothel, cleveland steamer, wolfbagging, chin strap, poontang


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