What is Spanket Blanket?
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A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.
Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?
Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.
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The physical act of humping the air while your penis is dangling and flies triumphantly through the air.
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chick squating to pee outdoors where there are no restrooms/toilet paper available.
I had to do the girl scout squirt.
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