What is Spanking My Lunch Monkey?
1.
another way to say I'm going to
can say it loudly and no one would know what your talking
about
also used in hit my monkey with a hammer, hit my monkey, etc. come up with more by yourself
Guy 1: i was in my room spanking my lunch monkey when i was interrupted by my dad coming up the stairs
Guy 2: By the Gods, Thats so dirty. I hope you didn't get blue balls.
Guy 1: I'd rather not talk about it
See
Random Words:
1.
the lawful pirate is a religion that you must be born into by rights ... complies with the law of the savior ie old and new testaments....
1.
(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your asshole and pull out a..
1.
oooh romantic
Used in an awkward silence.
Not taken liturally...
"My dad just died"
*awkward silence*
"Oooh romanti..
