Spanking The Ham

What is Spanking The Ham?

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"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.

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Discreet

1. Adjective describing a sexual encounter, with the intent of keeping said encounter a secret. Often used by married men when soliciting s..

Zoofile

1. Is person who is the same as a pedofile, except Zoofiles like to engage in a sexual intercourse with a zoo animal. Bloke #1: I heard Bo..

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