Spanking The Ham

What is Spanking The Ham?

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"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.

See masturbation, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, pulling it, fapping

Retread

1. Your basic idiot. A stupid bastard with his head up his arse. "One of this days you're gonna get busted for smoking pot in th..

Noctovision

1. television, in the vernacular of the modern gentleman. "For every splendid drinking house, there will be nightclubs, chain pubs, a..

Pooperting

1. pooperting is another word for a toilet,outhouse,or hole in the ground. I used the pooperting to take a crap. See toilet, poop, pooper..

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