Spanking The Ham

What is Spanking The Ham?

furious masturbation

"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.

See masturbation, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, pulling it, fapping

Zig Wig

1. A wigger who uses zig-zags to smoke with. "Aye bay bay. You see that zig wig over there. I betchu hes got that dank shiznit."..

Perch

1. The americanized translation of Berj. Man, I perched that situation. 2. Chill. Adding -in to the end makes it perchin, which means fu..

Van Giersbergen

1. The idea of a dutch male, living life as a farmer, and on the side, being a man whore. Sleeps with women most of the time, and not havin..

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