Spanking The Ham

What is Spanking The Ham?

furious masturbation

"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.

See masturbation, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, pulling it, fapping

Holy Fiston

1. A move similar to Detroit Fistons except your striking repeatedly,and using every appendage in your body that God made known to you thus..

Unmeat

1. Not meat. If you were to want onions on your pizza from Dominos, check the unmeat section. See meat, vegetable, fruit..

Jkl;asdf

1. Used most when you're so excited or frustrated about something that everything pours out of your mouth at once, but in text form. ..

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