Spanking The Ham

What is Spanking The Ham?

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"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.

See masturbation, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, pulling it, fapping

Sideways Wiper

1. n. One who wipes sideways as opposed to the normal manner of up and down. This is a lesser hygienical wipe for your anus. Sideways wipe..

Ranger Beads

1. Also called "pace beads," "SAS beads," and other names. Beads put on a string that are held in place by friction, a..

Ould

1. Could or would I ould if I ould. See could, would, i, if, ould..

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