What is Spanking The Monkey?
1.
Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
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2.
waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear
jebus , jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"
3.
masturbating
"I wanna spank the monkey"
4.
taking herman to the circus
Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night
5.
like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)
Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha
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