Spankledwarf Edit Meaning

1. The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior. Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..

1. n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the ..

1. A word that Emeril Lagasse says when flicking on a spice. Bam! Now we'll let this simmer... 2. what Emeril says when he comes . ..