What is Spankmeister?
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1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.
Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!
Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.
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1 Sexual interaction by means of e-mail, IM or text messaging.
2 The person with whom you have virtual sex.
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A dudes cock that is curved or kinked.
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Shorthand for a story beginning with "yesterday i masterbated..."
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