Spankmeister

What is Spankmeister?


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1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.

2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).

3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.

4. Babe magnet.

Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!

Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.

See spanky, fez, crusher, bsd


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