What is Spankmuffin?
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Of the female gender.
An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.
Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".
Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?
Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.
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A once funny phrase from Chapel's shown, then bastardized by every idiot who thinks that they're funny repeating it.
Fat nerd..
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when a man wears jeans so tight it hugs his nuts and his butt. like a double sided butt hugger. mainly worn by old men, often times high..
