What is Spankmuffin?
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Of the female gender.
An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.
Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".
Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?
Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.
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a white man with a bald head. Also, opposite of 8-ball.
Whenever Carl arrives into the lighted room, his runway beacon always glows.
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To be created from 2 retarded parents, thus fusing their r-tard cells
dude look at that freaking quadritard hes a megatard
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