Spankmuffin

What is Spankmuffin?


1.

Of the female gender.

An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.

Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".

Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?

Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.

See tease, cocktease, flirt, girl, teen, hot, horny, envy, sexy, pixy, babe


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