What is Spankmuffin?
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Of the female gender.
An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.
Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".
Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?
Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.
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Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol.
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when you are fucking a girl and you dont have a condom so you take her turban wrap it around your cock bang her then once you have jizze..
