What is Spankmuffin?
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Of the female gender.
An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a spankmuffin.
Older women who try to hang onto their beauty are "former spankmuffins".
Moe: Did you know Zsa Zsa Gabor lost $10 million in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme?
Larry: You mean the former Hungarian spankmuffin? I thought she was dead.
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