What is Spankogram?
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an email that contains pleasing pornographic images, which incites a long evening of masturbation.
Billy opened his email and received an interesting surprise. His eyes welled up with tears of joy, "This is the best spankogram that I have ever received."
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someone who is married to two or more people at the same time
"The polygamist has problems in his marriage."
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To have a twat crash: To totally freak out, either in anger, panic or fear.
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To crash one's twat
Jonny had a total twat crash ..