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A bad case of piles.
"Ooh Cecil, me ring rivets are causing me grief, I can't sit down!"
See piles, haemorrhoids, grape..
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Flat faced ugly woman. Resembles a form of flat fish. Hangs around with Till Mouth.
Bally banged Spade face at Reighton Sands last year..
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Noun: The Thumb.
Specifically when you attempt to insert your thumb into a girl's asshole prior to having anal sex with her in an ..