What is Spanks?
1.
An alternative way of saying thank you.
"spanks for the ride!"
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2.
What naughty girls give instead of kisses.
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3.
something fat people wear, to keep the fat sucked in, and supposedly make them look skinny. buy them at torid ! people who wewar them, watch out, because you are easy to be made fun of. they are just elastic body shaped gloves that hold it all in.
ex. 1. oh my gosh, her spanks must be on too tights, shes crazy!
ex. 2. her spanks were so constricted, she bled.
ex. 3. when she bent over, i say her spanks peeking out.
ex. 4. man i am so fat, i need some spanks.
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Used to broadly define adult movies or magazines in which a person uses the items to "beat" or "spank" the meat to eradicate themselves of their sememiferous fluid. AKA pornography.
Person 1: Man my fuckin' big floppy donkey dick hurts.
Person 2: Shii..Probably from all them spanks you have poundin' it to.
5.
A term used to replace any noun. i.e. binder paper.
Mr. Mendoza: "Okay class, i want everyone to take out your spanks."
