Spanksgiving

What is Spanksgiving?


1.

The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.

Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!

See holiday, rub one out, spank the monkey, slang


2

Random Words:

1. When you stick your entire fist into a girl's vagina. At first I was fingering her, and then before I knew it I was fist deep in p..
1. When a seemingly simple task becomes a logistical nightmare. "Wow, Pete, You really burkled that one" See fucked up, broke, ..
1. Valenti, Name Of Italian Origin. Means This Person Is Related To The Mafia Somehow. Powerfull. Don Valenti, I Send My Respects On Your..