Spanksgiving

What is Spanksgiving?

The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.

Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!

See holiday, rub one out, spank the monkey, slang

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