What is Spank-wank?
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A sad, masturbating, perv who tries to touch every ass he possibly can for pleasure even though he knows he will fail miserably.
1) This total Spank-Wank tried to feel me up at the station I totally cracket his bloody nut!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
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Random Words:
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An obsession with the Hoff-meister himself, David Hasselhof
I'm not a freak, I have hassophilia
See Sandwich..