Spanner Edit Meaning

1.

A person person who is a complete fucking muppet, or a retard.

You mate, are a complete fu'kin spanner. Youre one apple short of an orchard.

See Dave

2.

Someone who's a tool

You're such a bloody spanner

See el

3.

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

See spannered, bag of spanners, tool, bung, halftard

4.

(UK) spastic; person of mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, etc.

"You're such a spanner!"

See -

5.

A particularly lengthy turd which stretches from one end of the bowl to the other.

I dropped a spanner in Julie's toilet at her party, but when I flushed it bent in half and plugged the bowl how embarassing!

See turd, toilet, shit, flush, dook

6.

Spanner wrench - a special wrench used in the fire service to assist in decoupling fire hoses.

Yo.. Rookie.. get the spanner off the engine.

See Craig

7.

A Type of role player that God-modes beyond belief, and calls it "Being Literate". Anyone using the name Spanner is a god-moder, Illiterate, does not know the difference between a coma and a period, Copies everyone else's bloodline abilities, "Tears" open portals and pops out behind you (Of course to rape you), uses magical powers from space to destroy your base, will leave the leader of the good guy organization to die and won't care, and most of all, because he is a mother ef-ing piece of crap from Australia.

Can also be used to name someone that always has to be right, never wrong.

Dalco - ((Logs onto gaia)) "Oh god, I hope that Spanner didn't post... Oh god he did... ((Reading)) EF! SPANNER! MOTHER EF-ING SPANNER! I JUST THREW A PLANT AT YOU! HOW THE EF DIG YOU ABSORB IT AND BECOME THE UNIVERSE! EEEEEEEFFFFFFF SPANNNNERRRRR!!!!!"

Spanner - "I am SO smart. I am SO Literate. I am THE best role player EVER. I eat squash."

See spanner, gaia, imortal, flame, 23, akatsuki, noob, illiterate, god