Spanner Eyes

What is Spanner Eyes?


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A girl whose eyes are so sexy that when you look into them you can't help but get a raging lob-on.

Boy: Can I call you "spanner eyes"?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Cos every time I look into them me nuts tighten

See hot, sexy eyes, stiffy, wood


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