Spanner Eyes

What is Spanner Eyes?

A girl whose eyes are so sexy that when you look into them you can't help but get a raging lob-on.

Boy: Can I call you "spanner eyes"?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Cos every time I look into them me nuts tighten

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Zymurgic

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Purple Gladiator

1. A common prank among good friends. A rubber band is used to constrict the flow of the blood in the penis, and there fore turns purple. T..

Emergency Dinner Date

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