Spanner Eyes

What is Spanner Eyes?

A girl whose eyes are so sexy that when you look into them you can't help but get a raging lob-on.

Boy: Can I call you "spanner eyes"?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Cos every time I look into them me nuts tighten

See hot, sexy eyes, stiffy, wood

On The Toilet

1. (1)reference to Elvis who reportedly died on the toilet in a sequin jump suit. (2) TO be dead "on it" SEE: "ON IT"..

Pentium 2

1. One of the shittest microprocessors ever made. It had the qualities of being hot, expensive, and slow, it was quite a feat for one proce..

Electric Pussy

1. The act of fucking a girl's vag with a taser. She wanted to get kinky so I gave her an Electric Pussy. See electric, pussy, taser..

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