Spanner Weather

What is Spanner Weather?

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.

See cold, frosty, snowy, crisp, freezing

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