Spantex

What is Spantex?

1.

Elastic fitness apparel worn by women in bumpkinAmerica (rural Texas, for example) who obviously are far too flabby to require athletic wear, for any actual physical activity on a regular basis would preclude their excessive girth.

Often accompanied with muffintop and cameltoe.

Whoa, that heavy on Springer is sportin' some serious spantex.

See spandex, bumpkin, cameltoe, muffintop, springer, texas
78

Random Words:

Zigaboo
1. a black man that is triflin';was used as an insult "Like most zigaboos they are all in your business." 2. a black man ..
Read more
Newspaper Carrier
1. Person who gets up at o-dark-thirty and throws newspapers out of a car while driving in circles. Cranky until sleep is had. Please, tip..
Read more
Until The Day I Die
1. As years go by I race the clock with you But if you died right now You know that I'd die to I'd die too You remind me of ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free