Spantex

What is Spantex?

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Elastic fitness apparel worn by women in bumpkinAmerica (rural Texas, for example) who obviously are far too flabby to require athletic wear, for any actual physical activity on a regular basis would preclude their excessive girth.

Often accompanied with muffintop and cameltoe.

Whoa, that heavy on Springer is sportin' some serious spantex.

See spandex, bumpkin, cameltoe, muffintop, springer, texas

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