Spanx

What is Spanx?

Noun - Power panties used by portly people for the illusion of slimness. Also, exclamation - shorthand for saying "Thanks!"

"I ate too much prime rib at the buffet and can only fit in my Jordache jeans with the help of 'ma Spanx!" Also, "Spanx for the memories..."

Dalai Bama

1. The notion that, despite being two years old at the time of his death, Barack Obama is in fact the reincarnation of John F. Kennedy. Ob..

Asspergers

1. A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills. (Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers) "How was I supposed to k..

Jelly-neck

1. Derogatory phrase regarding the weight an individual gains surrounding the neck region Robert called Phil a 'jelly-neck' as a..

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