Spare Dick

What is Spare Dick?

To feel stupid for doing something that is, in all honesty, stupid.

"I felt like a right spare dick when I dropped a tennar in the park bin and had to hokearound to get it out."

"Yes you did indeed look like a twat"

See spare, spore, eejit, spoon, spanner

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