Spare Dick

What is Spare Dick?

To feel stupid for doing something that is, in all honesty, stupid.

"I felt like a right spare dick when I dropped a tennar in the park bin and had to hokearound to get it out."

"Yes you did indeed look like a twat"

See spare, spore, eejit, spoon, spanner

Beat The Monkey

1. Jacking off; Male masturbation. I am going to stay home and beat the monkey. See beat the monkey, jacking off, jack, off, masturbation..

Uneffable

1. Someone who is so indescribably unattractive that it is impossible to fuck them. "I've thought about it dude, but she isn&apo..

Funeral Close

1. A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died. So who's this girl Be..

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