What is Spare Tire?
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The huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman's frame because she is so fucking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. It can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their "hot bod," but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circumfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large .....
"Whenever Kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire."
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In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"
I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the
flop came out A 4 4.
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3.
a bulge of fat around the waist
I've
gotta get rid of this spare tire.
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4.
The "ring" of fat wrapping around the mid-section, caused by lack of self-respect and being abused as a child. -used to roll oneself down hills when tired.
Hey you there, I just got a flat, can I borrow that spare tire on your waist?
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The exsessice flab around a male waist
"mine's bigger" "what" my spare tire
6.
The fifth person on a double date. Similar to the
John was a spare tire on our date last night. It got especially awkward when he started taking pictures of us.
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blunt roach or joint roach
shit man i smoked most my weed all i have left is this spare tire...wanna change it? hellz yea hippy
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