Spark Notes

What is Spark Notes?


1.

website that enables many students to pass. It's not cheating, its 'helping'.

"I wouldn't have had a clue what to write in my shakespeare essay if I hadn't used sparknotes!"

2.

A godsend when teachers/lecturer's assign bad books or bad topics that the student can not be bothered to read.

"I would have failed year 11 literature if it wasn't for spark notes"

"spark notes is king"

See sparknotes, failing, godsend, awesome, spark notes

3.

A website that makes English class useless, if it isn't already.

The teacher spent the whole period trying to explain the book to his students, but once they looked it up on Spark Notes they understood it.

See spark, notes, website, english, books

4.

A site for useless slackers that would rather sit around all day and procrastinate than simply do their work. Those that use Spark Notes are generally fuckheads that sit around on their couches and smoke pot all day.

"I got my whole essay done using Spark Notes!"

"Congratulations you fucking slacking queef."

See slacker, asshole, procrastinator, dildo, motherfucker


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