Sparkle Peen

What is Sparkle Peen?

A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.

They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.

See twilight, edward cullen, bella, funny

Krauted

1. When somebody of German origin has an accident and either makes a fool of themselves or gets injured. Mike: Dude, did you see Alex Von ..

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1. A very mad face used in instant messaging. Sometimes used in a sarcastic way. Some guy: That's because you suck. Some other guy: ..

Queefer

1. One who queefs. A Queef is a pussy fart created through conscience control of the vaginal muscles. She wrapped her legs around my face..

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