Sparkle Peen

What is Sparkle Peen?

A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.

They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.

See twilight, edward cullen, bella, funny

Yeah Balls

1. Strange way of agreeing to something. Usually said by dirty old Singaporean men. Followed by wierd random hand movements. See also, Coo..

Gator Smack

1. Slapping a girl with your danglin' fury across the face. This chick was bein a biatch so i gator smacked her...

Irma Jean

1. An extreamly prickly dildo, also referred to as a cactus dick. "My best friend Jane shoved her Irma Jean up my women cave." ..

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