Sparkle Peen

What is Sparkle Peen?

A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.

They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.

See twilight, edward cullen, bella, funny

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