Sparkle Peen

What is Sparkle Peen?

A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.

They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.

See twilight, edward cullen, bella, funny

W00tcake

1. An expression of extreme joy and excitement.. because! w00t = something very cool cake = tastey Subject A: Ok you can have sex with ..

Dick Cuff

1. a phrase used to describe a foreskin check out his dick cuff See dick, cock, dick sleeve, sleeve, cuff 2. Engagement or wedding ring..

Vag Pants

1. Somebody who is either a pussy bitch or a Zack Matt: I see how it is after playing Madden for 60 hrs strait no1 wants to play me Wayne..

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