Sparkle Penis

What is Sparkle Penis?

Edward Cullen's penis in the novel series Twilight. Since he is a vampire who sparkles, it's only logical that his penis sparkles as well.

It is assumed that because Robert Pattison is playing Cullen in the Twilight movie, he will has a sparkle penis as well.

"My, what a sparkly... sparkle penis!"

See vampire, sparkle, dong, lol

Orchydork

1. the nickname of a dork in the orchestra (orginated at my school) Dork: Sooo i might not be able to tutor you today because my viola is ..

Zae

1. A man that doesn't know what he wants. Won't settle down for anyone. Someone who knows he's really cool. Not to tall, but..

Zabel Theory

1. the way my boyfriend figured out how to finger my clit by rubbing faster and harder not circular motion instead of the plain old finger..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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