Sparkle Penis

What is Sparkle Penis?

Edward Cullen's penis in the novel series Twilight. Since he is a vampire who sparkles, it's only logical that his penis sparkles as well.

It is assumed that because Robert Pattison is playing Cullen in the Twilight movie, he will has a sparkle penis as well.

"My, what a sparkly... sparkle penis!"

See vampire, sparkle, dong, lol

Ambrogio

1. Consisting of, or having to do with excessive body hair, testosterone, and an unhealthy obsession with fishing, hunting, and masturbatio..

Swangin

1. swurving in and out of the lane while bumpin i was swangin down the block 2. To Switch Lane To Lane While Having Your Trunk Open, And..

Tragedy

1. oscar wilde said "tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die". "oh man,..

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