Sparkle Penis

What is Sparkle Penis?

Edward Cullen's penis in the novel series Twilight. Since he is a vampire who sparkles, it's only logical that his penis sparkles as well.

It is assumed that because Robert Pattison is playing Cullen in the Twilight movie, he will has a sparkle penis as well.

"My, what a sparkly... sparkle penis!"

See vampire, sparkle, dong, lol

Lourve

1. A slightly less potent word for love. Most commonly used to describe feelings for inanimate objects. I lourve this song so much!..

Incandescent-idiot

1. A person who is easily spotted as foolish by making an easily escapable mistake. The students referred to Tom as being an incandescent-..

W.z'in

1. To act extremly homosexual as well as nerdy. Basically if a homosexual nerd wud scream when he saw a mouse he would be W.Z'in it. ..

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