What is Sparklepeen?
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Twilight reference: Bella Swan's nickname for Edward Cullen's dick. It refers to a penis that is cold, hard and most importantly, sparkly.
Edward Cullen: Need some wood, baby?
Bella Swan: You mean rock?
Edward: Need some rock, baby?
Bella: Hells yeah. Ohai there sparklepeen!!1!
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Random Words:
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Basically the best insult ever, as popularized by Dane Cook.
You glass bastard... you glass bitch.
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DRINK.
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