What is Sparklepeen?
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Twilight reference: Bella Swan's nickname for Edward Cullen's dick. It refers to a penis that is cold, hard and most importantly, sparkly.
Edward Cullen: Need some wood, baby?
Bella Swan: You mean rock?
Edward: Need some rock, baby?
Bella: Hells yeah. Ohai there sparklepeen!!1!
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the name the houston astros are called by us cib fand and i supose other astro hating team
dude greg maddux rocked the houston assholes..
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Unmeaningful hook-ups that don't mention acronyms or lists.
Let's be lighthearted.
See casual, friends with benefits, whatev..