Sparklepeen

What is Sparklepeen?


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Twilight reference: Bella Swan's nickname for Edward Cullen's dick. It refers to a penis that is cold, hard and most importantly, sparkly.

Edward Cullen: Need some wood, baby?

Bella Swan: You mean rock?

Edward: Need some rock, baby?

Bella: Hells yeah. Ohai there sparklepeen!!1!

See twilight, edward cullen, lulz, sparklepire


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