What is Sparklepire?
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Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
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The act of dipping ones scrotum into a mouth filled with pop rocks.
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A really trendy article of clothing, which first became a fashion statement when worn by Vince in Dunedin.
Look at that Urban Camo that..
