What is Sparklepire?
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Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
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a gaf who likes the cack, a semen sucker, pole smoker, a gay BJ artist
You know you like the cack! Youre a cack gabbler!
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When a ch..
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Very large breasts that, upon seeing, hit you like a huge explosion.
Damn, did you see maddie's taggle bombs, i got an instant chu..
