What is Sparklepire?
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Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
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The badest mother fucker on the planet without a doubt. Bad ass enough to have your own G.I Joe and blow up a tank with one shot. Is the..
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Like preposterous, only more extreme.
Her vagina was imposterous
See preposterous, crazy, unbelievable, stunning, whateva..
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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
(w)--- < Spl..
