Sparklepire

What is Sparklepire?

1.

Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?

"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."

See twilight, twitard, vampire, stupid, illiteracy
41

Random Words:

Zumer
1. Zumer a.k.a spez = sweet/sexy/special/smart pretty eyed zumer. A person that is perfect and has the most beautiful eyes in the whole wid..
Read more
Quistis
1. Another word for sexy...or,uh,the instructor chick from FF8. She has a whip. If you ever find a woman in real life that looks like Quis..
Read more
Greenman
1. A local mascot seen at Philadelphia sports events. Greenman is dressed completely in green spandex. See greenman, green man, philadelp..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free