What is Sparklepire?
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Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
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Who every blonde chick thinks she is.
"Does this make me look enough like Marilyn Monroe?"
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n. a reformed 12 stepper; the thirteenth step is forgetting the previous twelve steps
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