What is Sparklepire?
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Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
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After make-up sex when a girl squirts cum into a cup and you down it
Thom drank Katies scottish rootbeer after a long night of arguing
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Something someone writes when they are frustrated with their keyboard or a person who they are talking to.
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