What is Sparklepire?
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Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
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Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusion..
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a term used for a guy who can stay so hard that girls can suck him for a long time oh my god- term made famous my D4L's song Laffy ..
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The pain of unrequited love - what you feel when you're infatuated, besotted, totally in love/lust with someone... and you are too ..
