What is Sparklepire?
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Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
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The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.
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in reference to the "shirmp smackdown" or "samurai shimp smackdown." The act of giving the shrimp smackdown on a re..
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A bad ass dude on youtube that does ipod reviews loves hats and loves messing with his hair
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