What is Sparklepire?
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Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
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a woman that has a tight vagina
She was as tight as a zip lock bag.
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A phrase used to describe one is wearing a cologne or perfume that reminds one of sweet smelling French women.
Dude, you girlfriend sme..
