What is Sparklepire?
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Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
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a tool used for back alley abortions. It has a spinning rotor blade on the end and shoots flames.
When I got vagistinated by the vagis..
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the act of pellting dunkin donut munchkins at one another.
"dude i got mad welts from munchkin war last night"- Tommy
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