What is Sparklepire?
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Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
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College micro-society ruled by Abercrombie-and-Fitch wearing, baseball-cap-packing frat boys.
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the state of being pathetic
I could hear the dramaqueen's patheticism in her voice.
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