What is Sparklepire?
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Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
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French expression. litterally 'a quarter brain'. Refers to a stupid person. Often used when you're pissed off.
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Breasts which are so amazingly large that bras can only be bought through catalogs, typically with cup sizes DD or greater.
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