What is Sparklepire?
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Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
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The hottest disney prince. Damn he is smokin. Him and sleeping beauty will make beautiful babies.
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What people say when things are, in fact, too late to change. Supposedly a moral booster. In reality it just makes you feel shitty.
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