What is Sparkles The Magic Bum?
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a homeless man who lives in keansburg and hazlet new jersey who gives some wierd ass advice to kids
dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said "its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i fucked her and that im 48 years old.
dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.
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A funny looking narrow-minded redneck with no chin.
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