Sparkletart

What is Sparkletart?


1.

Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they could be the seventh village person.

It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.

See sparkle, pop tart, flashy, shimmer

2.

Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they might resemble one of the Village People.

It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.

See flashy, pop tart, shimmer, sparkle, teenager


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