Sparkletime

What is Sparkletime?

1.

Quality time or facetime, to be spent with your boo, your parentals, or, inadvertently, your brother Jake Jr who just got released prematurely from the pen after serving 5 to life for gerbil molestation and is now "seeking employment", though mostly at regional gerbil farms.

Mostly used by people who keep a poodle and send their daughters on pageants.

Free tickets for the Giants game, huh? VIP seats, huh? Free beer and hot dogs until I puke, huh? Well, no can do. It would interfere with the scheduled sparkletime with my old lady!

See quality, time, facetime, boo, parentals, sparkle
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