What is Sparkling Taco?
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An extremely clean vagina that has no hair or disfigurements of any kind. When the light shines on such a vagina it tends to create an amazing light effect.
No one has ever seen such a vagina, but it was once believed to have been worshiped on Atlantis.
My dad told me that The Great Sparkling Taco created the Burmuda Triangle when it sunk under the waves.
It is also believed to have invented Coca-Cola and Cheetos.
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Something that is so fucking horrible, words cannot describe it.
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thick, straw-like hair of a little boy.
woah alexander dale-diaz! you woke up with haystack hair this morning!
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