What is Sparkling Vampire?
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One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy
"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"
"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
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Random Words:
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A word to replace the annoying variations of "for sure/real",
"fer sure"
"fo sho"
"fer real"..
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The period of time between taking a dump and knowing there's nothing else to come, making it safe to do the paperwork and flushing...
