What is Sparkling Vampire?
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One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy
"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"
"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
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one who anialates the self-urge for anal intercourse with foriegn objects by forcing it upon others
see matt bower..
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When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*
I just wanted to..
