What is Sparkling Vampire?
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One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy
"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"
"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
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its a variation of the phrase you got served and is used in the same context.
you got vended like a bag of peanuts!!!..
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When two girls go to florida and have lesbian sex
Ryans girlfriend sarah went to florida and moshed grits with this other girl. It was ..