Sparkling Vampire

What is Sparkling Vampire?


1.

One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy

"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"

"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."

"dude. what a sparkling vampire"

See vampire, pussy, sparkle, twilight, fairy, gay, beast


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