What is Sparkling Vampire?
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One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy
"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"
"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
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When two people piss on eachother, as an act of foreplay.
Considering I am better equipped, I always beat my girlfriend in pissfights..
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Vagina.
"I was all up in Jenny's nappy hair dugout."
See vagina, snatch, bearded clam, sex taco..
