What is Sparkling Vampire?
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One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy
"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"
"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
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the purest form of fapedom
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1. N. An annoying-ass adolescent piece of shit who always argues about politics, and usually hates everyone. See also: David.
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