What is Sparkling Vampire?
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One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy
"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"
"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
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When a guy wears his blue jeans without wearing any underwear.
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Adjective meaning to an extreme degree.
"So how bad do you want J-Lo?"
"I want her locoforeal"
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Being definite..
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Verb.
The act of masturbating to a memorable photograph (i.e Yearbook) or person from an earlier period in your life.
"johnny nos..
