What is Sparkling Vampire?
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One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy
"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"
"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
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When something is expected to be breathtakingly amazingly awesome, and turns out to be tragically lame and/or mediocre.
Ken: We should ..
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when someone asks u 2 do something u rle cant b fukd 2 do, just give them this reply... (see example)
CHAV-FRIEND:... Arrr m8 lets smas..