What is Sparkling Vampire?
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One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy
"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"
"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
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A large white 16-seater van that carries the Amish on excursions to Wal-mart.
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Someone who is such a fountain of bullshit that they become a master of the art of spewing that stuff around.
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Slang for Ultra cool!
Dude, you're so Ultra Kris!
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