What is Sparkling Vampire?
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One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy
"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"
"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."
"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
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A tasty burger primarily made up of vagina.
I was chowing down a vaggie burger last night.
I can't eat that! I'm a vagitaria..
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the art of cave diving into someones asshole, to explore an ass hole.
dude shut up and go ass spulunking!
See ass, cave, diving, assho..
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The best vending machine toy ever...
