Sparkly Edit Meaning

1.

a guaranteed accessory that makes underwear irresistable

sparkly turquoise thongs

See shiny, glittery, glitter, shine

2.

The quality of an object to render all females completely unable to resist its charms.

She won't be able to resist my sparkly marriage sack.

See shiny, dull, drab

3.

when shiny things make pretty lights cuz of the sun...

hehe oooooooooooooooooooooooooo sparkly!

See shiny, sparkle, pretty, shine, glitter

4.

Mentally held back or retarded

That guy is sparkly

See retarded, special, slow, stupid

5.

an adjective you use to describe something bad, when you don't quite want the other person to know it was bad.

mom: what happened to that 76$ worth of meat i bought

you: um it got kind of sparkly so i threw it out

mom: sparkly?

you: u know.. rotten

See bad, rotten, ugly, poor, insult, panty