What is Sparkly Vampire?
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1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "
The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.
Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.
2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.
Sparkly vampire=FAIL
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