Sparkly Vampire

What is Sparkly Vampire?


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1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks " kawaii" in the bright sunshine.

The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.

Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.

2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.

Sparkly vampire=FAIL

See twilight, twitard, cream your panties, phlem, didlo, fail


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