What is Sparks?
1.
The greatest drink ever. Red Bull and vodka already mixed together in a large 16oz can. Crack in a can. And it tastes like sweet tarts.
i just downed two sparks and now I'm WIRED!!!!!!
2.
An unusual word in the sense it is only used in its plural form.
A complimentary term for gifted individuals of exceedingly high intelligence, usually in the creative arts.
Original derivation from critically acclaimed genius pop duo Sparks - brothers Ron and Russel Mael - who were at the forefront of glam rock, synth pop, dance pop and Britpop. They now make uncategorisable music. However, they were less famous for making brilliant music than Ron's Hitler moustache.
"Look at that couple of bright sparks, they're totally deck!"
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3.
The exact time in which the joint gets lit. All have been warned, and therefore it's okay to start passing the bud around even if not everyone is there.
Hey, be at my house by eight, sparks at eight thirty.
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4.
Only the best way ever to make a woman fuck.
It's an energy drink, It's booze, It's Sparks!
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5.
Caffeinated beer. It comes in a can shaped like a battery, for a reason. Some say it's orange flavored, no one is really sure what color it is. Experiments are still underway, but as of now we know it's dangerous. Causes extreme energetic drunkenness, followed by brief memory loss the morning after, during which subjects have copious amounts of positive energy, with which to complete the various school projects they blew off during their Sparks Night. Fiar warning however, coming down from excessive amounts of sparks WILL suck. Immensely. Subjects report feeling fine, and then as the memories of the night trickle in, sinking ina a mild to severe depression.
But it's good shit, nonetheless. Expect to make out with everyone who is drinking with you.
Everyone.
-Dude, you look like shit warmed over. Why are you so wired?
-I drank Sparks last night.
-Ohhhhhhh.
or...
-Hey do you remember Sparks night?
-Nah, not really. Dude, i remember being totally smashed and when i woke up I has mad energy! I was cleaning and shit! It was awesome! Fucking caffeine, man!
6.
New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called
Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.
7.
First person in the circle to light up the weed
I brought the bowl, so I get sparks
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