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While taking a dump you feel the stool come out of your butt but nothing hits the toilet water. Upon wiping you realize that nothing hit..
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Suing somebody over your own stupidity.
Guy 1: Dude didn't Will have sex with Susie last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I think so.
Guy 1: ..
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The act of shitting diarrhea into your mates pussy after eating really bad mexican food the night before and eating it back out.
Dennis..