What is Sparrowhawk?
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The absolute worst variation of a joke that could ever, in all existence and time, occur. Usually performed by a specific person, see
"So th-"
"Please, save yourself before you Sparrowhawk, as you regullarly do, before I take that stapler, which should surely save you if you proceed."
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"paved roads such as the Union Turnpike"
THE Union Tnpk? Who the fuck say's "The"? It's Union Turnpike as..
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.
"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."
See bruce, zeus, willis..