Sparta

What is Sparta?


1.

a verb, to kick someone in the chest while yelling "Sparta!"

When Bill was being a jerk, Mike spartad him into the pool.

See sparta, kick, 300, xerxes

2.

Sparta is a city in southern Greece. In antiquity it was a Dorian Greek military state, originally centered in Laconia. As a city-state devoted to military training, Sparta possessed the most formidable army in the Greek world, and after achieving notable victories over the Athenian and Persian Empires, regarded itself as the natural protector of Greece.Laconia or Lacedaemon,was the name of the wider city-state centered at the city of Sparta, though the name "Sparta" is now used for both. The Kings of Sparta were believed to be the direct descendants of Heracles.

The city of Sparta lies at the southern end of the central Laconian plain, on the right bank of the river Evrotas. The site was strategically located; guarded from three sides by mountains and controlling the routes by which invading armies could penetrate Laconia and the southern Peloponnesus via the Langhda Pass over Mt Taygetus. At the same time, its distance from the sea—Sparta is 27 miles from its seaport, Gythium—made it difficult to blockade.

It's a place in ancient Greece called Sparta

See 300, greece, spartan, hercules

3.

A city of Ancient Greece inhabited by bad-asses and a bad-ass rock band.

Sparta rule but the greeks are scum.

See Donnie

4.

Noun

1. MADNESS!!!

2. the state of being insane; insanity.

3. senseless folly: It is sheer madness to speak as you do.

4. frenzy; rage.

5. intense excitement or enthusiasm.

"Man, did you see that guy stab that opossum? That was sheer Sparta..."

"He should seek help..."

Douchebag "This is madness!"

Badass "Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!"

See madness, badass, pwned, 300, sparta

5.

Sparta is the unambiguous answer to any "what" question. E.g., "What is two plus two?" "Sparta", "What does that road sign up ahead say?" "Sparta", "What's the quickest way to get to Greece?" "Sparta", etc. In a strictly literal sense, Sparta is the embodiment of all that is epic in the world fused with the awesomeness of Chuck Norris if he were to have a kid with King Leonidas.

Person A, pointing at Bonzai tree: "What is this?"

Person B, picking up Bonzai tree: "This is Sparta."

See 300, this is sparta, greece, meme

6.

To Sparta- To kick someone in the chest whilst shouting at them.

Sparterd- Being kicked in the chest whilst being shouted at.

Spartaring- (spart-er-ing) to be in the act of kicking someone in the chest whilst shouting at them.

Conor- Shut up or i will Sparta you!

Matt- Dude you got Sparterd.

Sam- Look he's spartaring that guy!

See sparta, kick, shout, pain, funny

7.

Sparta is a nice, average town in northern New Jersey. Nothing rarely happens and could be actually boring at times. Everyone hates the people of Sparta because they think that they are "snobs", and "rich". They also hate them because their town may lose to sparta in a sport. But someone has to lose. Everyone their jsut wants to be normal as the next down, but they can;t because people are always ragging on them.

(Girl and Boy at party having a good time)

Boy: I really like you

Girl: I like you too

Boy: Where are you from?

Girl: Um...Sparta

Boy: EW get away!

See sparta, spartan, new jersey


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