Sparta!

What is Sparta!?


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–interjection

A term shouted in a loud and powerful voice in order to declare ones presence and stature (usually accompanied by a fist or spear raise). Strikes fear and horror into others. Especially effective against Persian armies.

-noun

An ancient city in S Greece: the capital of Laconia and the chief city of the Peloponnesus, at one time the dominant city of Greece: famous for strict discipline and training of soldiers. Also called Lacedaemon.

-verb

To ravishly fulfill one's carnal desires.

Opportune times to yell "Sparta!":

-while defending Sparta

-while defending Greece

-while kicking an emissary down a bottomless pit

-while leading the Spartan army into battle

-while in the Phalanx formation

-before chugging a beer

-after chugging a beer

-at random people walking down the street

-before taking a final exam

-in a crowded elevator

-during an orgasm... nice

-in the middle of a heist

-while battling a monkey

-while brushing your teeth

-while waiting in line at a dining hall

-with a mouth full of cereal and milk

-the minute quiet hours start

-in your roommates ear when he/she falls asleep

-when you see someone get shanked

-while receiving a bj

-while giving a bj?

-in the shower

-in a public bathroom

-when the teacher calls on you

-when the teacher doesn't call on you

-when receiving the nobel peace prize

-when answering the phone

-after motorboating a bitch

-while motorboating a bitch?

-during a nasty case of diahrea (machine gun shits)

-while out to dinner with girlfriends parents

-Prior to introductions with someone new (ex. SPARTA!!!!!!....Hi, I'm Paul)

-While getting on a ski lift

-After winning an eating/drinking contest

See sparta, persia, persian, spartan, greece, badass, 300, phalanx


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