Sparta Sex Edit Meaning

1. A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn..

1. The act of draining ones vaginal discharge into the bell of a trumpet, whilst one continues to play thus trumpet using ones buttocks to ..

1. Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in ..