Spartage

What is Spartage?

1.

A specific type of ownage, traditionally announced by the phrase "THIS IS SPARTA!" and immediately followed by a swift kick to the chest. A spartage is ideally performed on the edge of a cliff or a large well, but if you happen to be away from these locations, bear in mind that an effective spartage is one that creates a considerable mess.

Yesterday as I was walking back to my car, I noticed a cop writing something next to it. He said: "You're in a bus zone, I'll have to write a parking ticket." I stared at him and replied: "Parking ticket? THIS IS SPARTA!" and I kicked him in the chest. Taken by surprise, he fell backwards and landed on the street. He had just enough time to say "What the f-" before a bus ran over him and splattered him across the pavement. (bus-assisted spartage)

See ownage, kick, sparta, 300
66

Random Words:

Mowen
1. The name given to a single person who has become so lost in life that they resort to sitting alone at home or at work muttering utter go..
Read more
Aliento
1. A piece of shit sailing ship that resides in New York, USA. It is all-wood, claims to have been around the world, clearly couldn't ..
Read more
Bubba Stick
1. Unofficial Navigational Aid used in Lower Florida Keys, usually a pvc pipe stuck in a shallow mud banks edge. Locals are known as Bubba..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free