Spartage

What is Spartage?

1.

A specific type of ownage, traditionally announced by the phrase "THIS IS SPARTA!" and immediately followed by a swift kick to the chest. A spartage is ideally performed on the edge of a cliff or a large well, but if you happen to be away from these locations, bear in mind that an effective spartage is one that creates a considerable mess.

Yesterday as I was walking back to my car, I noticed a cop writing something next to it. He said: "You're in a bus zone, I'll have to write a parking ticket." I stared at him and replied: "Parking ticket? THIS IS SPARTA!" and I kicked him in the chest. Taken by surprise, he fell backwards and landed on the street. He had just enough time to say "What the f-" before a bus ran over him and splattered him across the pavement. (bus-assisted spartage)

See ownage, kick, sparta, 300
66

Random Words:

Crispy Snoots
1. Pig snouts that are barbecued for a long time. Crispy snoots are a regional favorite in St. Louis, Missouri. Usually smoked over hickory..
Read more
Go Sick
1. The act of going angry or mad, often when reacting to something. If someone wildy explodes with rage, they are "going sick". I..
Read more
Ooofft
1. off the chain. it is when you see something thts fully sik ooofft. look at tht rexxy, ooofft See sik, hektik, omg, fully sik, baby..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free