Spartan Helmet

What is Spartan Helmet?


1.

when a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes, on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan helmet

I cheated on Scott, so i let him give me the ol' spartan helmet

See sex, russian goggles, the houdini, cock slap, bitch tits

2.

When someone is sleeping or passed out, you put a beer bottle standing up on each one of their eyes, and then lay your dick in the middle, you can also take pictures of it to add to the humility they will feel the next day.

boogle: when kyle was asleep i gave him a spartan helmet

roger: I remember that, we also put the pics of it on his myspace!

See drunk, passed out, dick, 300, prank, joke


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