Spartan Style

What is Spartan Style?


1.

the act of having sex whilst utilizing the exact sequence of positions which King Leonidas and Queen Gorgo use in the movie 300

It is extremely important that each position consists of a single powerful thrust, followed by an immediate change in position. The sequence may be repeated as many times as desired.

"yo gurrl.... this will not be brief... this will not be pleasant... THIS. IS. SPARTAN STYLE!!!!"

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