Spartini

What is Spartini?

The drink equivalent of being kicked off a cliff by a screaming, caped man.

Person A: Dude, I think that first sip of spartini just made Chuck Norris flinch!

Person B: HERETIC. YOUR EYES ARE DECEITFUL.

See spartan, sparta, alcohol

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