What is Sparty?
1.
One who acknowledges
Instead of the title 'whats part-ian', the person is defined as a Sparty, omiting the WHAT in WHAT's party.
A Sparty is a reference to a rather attractive person and/or someone who is just a party being around.
Friend #1: Hey!
What's party man?
Friend #2: Ha! Remember that smokin' hot girl? I just got that
Sparty 's digits!
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2.
If someone is 'sparty', they see themselves as enigmatic and reserved, but more often than not they are talking utter bullshit. This means that they are nearly constantly ridiculed for foolish 'nuggets of wisdom'.
If you jump off a cliff, does that mean that you fall to your death, or jump to your death?
->
Don't be such a sparty fool.
The hairiest side of a horse is the inside.
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SILENCE! Stoopid sparty.
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3.
Variant of popular soft-drink name "Sprite".
Term coined by Professor Ghassan Turk of AUB.
"You know... you drink... you know... Sparty™."