Spasm Chasm Edit Meaning

1. To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink. I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back. See ..

1. That noise a chicken makes when it is scared. Park-park-park See park, dick, dikk, dicc..

1. n: the unit of weight used in measuring massive craps. Casey just took a huge shit, that must weigh at least 12 kourics. See poop, ou..