What is Spastard?
1.
who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.
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2.
A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.
You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.
3.
Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!
Daniel is a spastard