Spastic Chariot

What is Spastic Chariot?

An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.

I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.

Ump J00

1. 1. when a player in CounterStrike is killed by the suckiest submachinegun, his killer says: UMP j00! 2. At the start of a game of CS a ..

Lo Jumping

1. A custom practised especially by young girls under the age of 14. This is a combination of walking and jumping in a manner that the same..

How Do You Do?

1. Somewhat archaic greeting. Was popular in England in polite society before the 50s. The phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter - if read..

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