What is Spastic Eagle?
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When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.
Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.
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A vegan who refuses to have sexual relations with a non-vegan.
"I'm attracted to you, Jerry, but we just can't have sex...
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Particularly violent discharge of near liquid feces into the toilet bowl, resulting in a splattering effect around the rear of said bowl..