Spastitard Edit Meaning

1. loud fart that comes out too quick, sometimes causing pain to the shitter/ ringpiece. eg. 'boy, i just done me an acid quacker and..

1. To use the zoom feature on your DVD remote to enlarge a vagina on a porn movie. Yo dude, vagnify that sweet babe's pussy...

1. This is a word to make you ask <I>“the question.”</I> The question being, "What's a dikfore?" Dick. For. ..