Spastitard Edit Meaning

1. cross between wank and French kiss, i.e. blow job whihc involves exchange of spunk between mouths me and Mark had a good French wank la..

1. someone who is canadien and shows so by saying stupid stuff Most canadiens are uptons as well..

1. The combination of the two words ugly and ass. Pronounced ugg-lah. Eric runs around yelling "ugliiiah" at all the girls. Se..