Spasturbation

What is Spasturbation?

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.

2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

See spastic, masturbation, spas, spaz, wanking

Jacklaid

1. When someone other than a professional does a task. Instead of a certified electrician, i got this jacklaid to wire my house for 2 doll..

Qwik

1. Short for Quick (Fast) Woman Y: You were quik Man X: I'm Sorry:( 1. Short for Quick (Fast) Woman Y: You were quik Man X: I&ap..

Ctulhu

1. A big ass monster from the horror and scifi stories of H.P. Lovecraft. It formed the basis for what scifi authors call the "Ctulhu ..

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