Spasturbation

What is Spasturbation?

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.

2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

See spastic, masturbation, spas, spaz, wanking

Gliz

1. Saliva coming specifically from one's gleek John gleeked gliz all over me. See gleek, saliva, spit, giz..

Cdt

1. Cuddle Transmitted Disease "I cuddled with your dog and got fleas, my least favorite CDT." See std, venereal disease, conseq..

Zizz

1. See I iz. See FouyA 2. a wee sleep just had a zizz See zizz, sleep, snooze, nap, zzz..

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