What is Spasturbation?
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1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.
oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!
Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.
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(noun) A bent cigarette; perhaps what Dr. Seuss would label it.
"aww... i set on my pack of smokes..."
"it's alrig..