Spasturbation

What is Spasturbation?

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.

2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

See spastic, masturbation, spas, spaz, wanking

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Mad Boss

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Megapoots

1. Measurement of the intensity of a fart. I had a fart that was over 50 megapoots! See mega, poot, fart, funny, dumb..

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