Spasturbation

What is Spasturbation?

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.

2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

See spastic, masturbation, spas, spaz, wanking

Qu4nz00r3

1. To pwn with 1337 h4x, and/or r0x00r3 someone's b0x00r3s, possibly with mods. Dude, dat guy was just qu4nz00r3d wiff da most illene..

Kev Kaned

1. An act of semi-rape. Named after the man who first performed this action on New Years Day. To be "Kev Kaned" is to be fingered..

Chimp It Down

1. Rephrasing a statement such that the concepts contained in the statement are simple enough for a being of lesser intelligence (ex. chimp..

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