Spasturbation

What is Spasturbation?

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.

2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

See spastic, masturbation, spas, spaz, wanking

Optischism

1. In a multiverse, the optimal schism would be the best alternate reality concerning some aspect. In Homer Simpson's optischism the ..

Glbtq

1. Gay/ Lesbian /Bisexual /Transgended / questioning I'm going to prom with a bunch of GLBTQ kids 2. Short for Gay, Lesbian, Bisexu..

W***e

1. abbreviation for whore... person who wants to have sex with everyone except u!!! you are a fucking w***e See slut, skank, prostitute,..

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