Spasturbation

What is Spasturbation?

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.

2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

See spastic, masturbation, spas, spaz, wanking

Nickel Stretch

1. five year jail sentence i did a nickel stretch down at county for B&E See county, b&e, breaking and entering, police, po-po..

Mummify That Ho

1. Forcing your dick so far up a girl's nostril so that you scramble her brains like the Egyptians of old. That bitch wanted to be on..

Jim Crow

1. 1) SLANG n.: during the Reconstruction period of the United States, which followed the Civil War, an equally offensive and racist term a..

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