Spasturbation

What is Spasturbation?

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.

2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

See spastic, masturbation, spas, spaz, wanking

W.a.f.o.s

1. (n)def. White artist from outta state. What native, African-American Brooklynites call the suburban post-hippie/alt/click/emo/rocker/..

Eye Duds

1. Eye glasses or sunglasses, especially if they are decorative or have a cool design. I went to the eye doctor and picked out a new pair ..

Crotch Swap

1. A sex change operation Did you hear Paul got a crotch swap? Her name is Paula now. See gender, sex, gay, sex change, surgery..

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