Spasturbation

What is Spasturbation?

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.

2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

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Car Slags

1. 12-16 year old girls, who go around in boy racers cars to act cool.. brag bout bein fucked at the age of 12 on a car bonnet by 10 differ..

Muscular Pancake

1. When a person squeezes another persons cock between their ass cheeks. Burl Gore gives the best muscular pancakes!! My dick was sore for..

Jomfy

1. An individual who has unwittingly recieved a load of another man's semen on his face. Namely, Daniel Edward Lee of Georgetown Villa..

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