Spasturbation

What is Spasturbation?

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.

2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

See spastic, masturbation, spas, spaz, wanking

Yawney

1. The act of being excessively filled with a yawn; {sleep-ready} Ugh rehearsal was long tonite, it has made me very yawney. See sleepy, ..

Uber Gnar

1. Used by heshpeople to describe something that is better than gnar. Often at the skatepark or wherever the hesh kids can be found. RideT..

Log Taster

1. A person who enjoys eating shit. One who likes to ingest poo. Did you see that German Sheisse video? That bitch was a log taster! Se..

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