Spasturbation

What is Spasturbation?

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.

2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

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Inkspe

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Trikiya

1. cleaning your ears with a tampon, then sticking it up your vaggie opening Kelsey used the method of trikiya when she had her period, an..

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