What is Spatch-bagel?
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A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.
Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"
The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day
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